Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Bits and Pieces

Saints preserve us!!  Bishop Athanasius Schneider just committed a dreadful no-no: he quoted from texts of Vatican I. The good Bishop seems to have forgotten that the world was created, and the Church began, in 1962.

Francois Hollande, the deranged leader of unhappy France, has an approval rating of 19%.  He is demanding the ouster of President Assad of Syria, whose approval rating is nearly 80%.

Trans-gender people are DNA Deniers.

According to this Public Policy Survey, 9% of the voters believe Hillary Clinton is a conservative.
Could somebody identify those people for me because I would like to sell them something, swamp land or the Brooklyn Bridge, my extracted teeth, something.

Our esteemed Leader, also known in the trades as "Bathhouse Barry", wants to see grown men to be able to visit the Ladies Room, and the Ladies shower room.  Are you trying to tell us something, Mr President?

International Finance and the Mad Zionists (or do I repeat myself?) not to mention the fabled Military-Industrial Complex, now want to see women ground up into pulp on the world's battlefields. The Great Republican Conservatives are leading this charge.

Bill Clinton has just denounced Hungary and Poland for not taking in enough immigrants.  You have several very large homes with lots of bedrooms, Bill, don't you?

Bill Kristol of Neocon Central, Inc. is now saying he will introduce a well-financed, well-known "independent" to run for president.  The rumor mill is saying that it will be....Mitt Romney. Apparently one ignominious defeat is not enough for Masochist Mitt. (If he does run it will take votes away from Trump and give the election to the Wicked Witch of the West - which of course is the general idea.)

Pope Francis is now honoring second-rate movie stars as cultural exemplars, like George "Looney" Clooney and Richard Gere.  Could someone sit down with Francis please and explain to him that a) neither Clooney nor Gere can act and, b) their involvement in the production of mindless pornographic movies does not exactly qualify them as Catholic role models.

Would they also advise Francis to stop popping the pills he is so obviously popping if he thinks these two vapid hams are worthy of anyone's attention.

The US is (supposedly) fighting terrorism.  The US is also, along with the Netanyahu regime, supplying and nurturing ISIS?  What am I missing here?

Vermont becomes yet another state banning therapy to help sodomites stop committing sodomy.  Is Vermont in the pay of the drug manufacturers who sell the drugs needed to fight Hepatitus-B?

Mr Obama was recently in Japan and felt it unnecessary to express any regrets over Hiroshima, Tokyo and Nagasaki.  Why should he?  He's been bombing every nation in sight recently....while telling the world how peaceful and understanding the US government is.

Former Defense Secretary Robert Gates has left the presidency of the Boy Scouts.  Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Pope Francis was unable to kneel before the Blessed Sacrament at the recent Corpus Christi procession.  He didn't appear to have kneeling problems when he was washing the dirty feet of every Tom, Dick and Achmed at the last Holy Thursday photo-op some weeks back.

The CEO of Target is telling people that the recent drop in sales is due to a generally bad economy and also global warming.  That certainly must explain it.

WANTED: Used Catholic Catechism, early pre-20th century edition, in good condition.  Please send to: Pope Francis, Vatican City, Roma, Italy.


Anonymous said...

Alright. You have made me chuckle.
Richard Gere started his acting career ("American Gigilo") playing a prostitute (for both women and men).
Gee, I wonder why the Vatican they gave him a medal?

Ben.quivenit@gmail.com said...

"I wonder why the Vatican they gave him a medal?"
Because they HATE the FAITH.
This phrase has a also has a significant degree of explanatory power for similar questions:
"Why does Bergoglio refuse to kneel before Almighty God?"
"Why does he foment such utter madness?"
"Why the slavish silence from so many?"

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Jorge Bergoglio gave Richard Gere an award because he knew the ASPCA weren't going to do so.

Aged parent said...

Thank you all for the comments.

I'm still reeling in shock that Pope Francis would soil the reputation of Holy Church by giving these two nonentities an award. Unless it was an "Idiot of the Year" award.

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